A lot has been said about the Jackals, a lot has been intimated, much has been surmised, only we know the answers to some of the questions you have. Are you ready for the truth?

Q: Why do many people call you a bunch of elitist Nazi trolls?
A: 'Cos it's easier than coming up with something original and by labelling us Nazis they establish a "gestalt" they can quickly identify with!

Q: What is a "gestalt"?
A: An appetizer!

Q: Do the Jackals eat babies?
A: No! That's Dingoes, well maybe, it was never proven! A Jackal would never eat a baby... Not a whole one anyway!

Q: What is all this I've been told about donkey-raping?
A: Don't be daft! Have you got any idea how difficult it is to get a donkey to stay still long enough? Don't believe all that stuff you see on animal-sex porn sites, a lot of those animals are drugged, some of them are just destitute bit-part actors and disgraced politicians in furry costumes!.. Pah, donkey raping... Hah! Where did you get that nonsense from?...

Q: Are you in league with Satan and will I be affected by viewing your site?
A: Relax... We are the ones that are going to hell. You were only watching...

Q: Why do some consider you a hate group?
A: Well, that's only a couple of people in Canada who are upset because we all voted to give the Russian pairs the gold.

Q: Why the "Jackal" Squadron? Do you really love Anubis?
A: Actually, no. What we are is a bunch of huge fans of those "Where are they now?" actors. We were originally going to be "The Gould Squadron", but then he turned up in "Ocean's Eleven", so everyone now knows where he is. Besides, none of us could really emulate him without stapling a Navajo blanket to our chests, and that would hurt. So then we were going to be "The Coyote Squadron", but Peter Coyote objected. Richard Jaeckal is dead, so we didn't think he'd mind us using his name. The dropped "e" was just a spelling error, but we already had the site design done, so there you are!

Q: Is it true you all have a pack mentality?
A: We will let our comrade Locutus handle that question...

Q: Now that you've all been "outed" are you going to start hanging around gay bars?
A: Listen you, my mum's a lumberjack and we're all mighty proud of her, cut it out or she'll come round and do ya!

Q: Is it true what we hear that Jackals will attack, kill and eat their own kind?
A: Yes, but only if they ask stupid questions about Future or P-51 wheel wells!

Q: Is it true Jackals are two-faced?
A: No, we only have one face. It's just that the face changes depending whether we are telling you personally how much we like your model, or snickering amongst ourselves behind your back about how it looks like you painted it with melted Crayolas!

Q: Where do I get an application?
A: You don't! To be a Jackal you have to be invited, you also have to submit to the initiation ceremony and be prepared to be ridiculed by the rest of the online modeling community! We didn't get to be a bunch of elitist Nazi trolls by letting just anybody in!